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islndgurl777:

flaminganakin:

estrangedlestrange:

concept: anakin sitting in the council room bouncing baby luke on his knees as he adamantly denies having children or attachments 

And denies the Council permission to induct Luke and Leia Skywalker (no relation) into the crèche.

Leia runs up to him yelling, “Daddy! Look at this picture I drew of you and me and Mommy!”

He praises her artwork and tells her they will put it on the fridge at home, then turns to Mace and says, “I have no idea who this child is.”

all the comments on this post are the best out of any I’ve ever gotten but Anakin looking Mace dead in the eye and saying “I had no idea who this child is” might honestly be the best addition of them all

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Oct 25, 2017
thaebae: “curvycorinneranga: “ spitefulreality: “ hermes-whore: “ maryburgers: “ maryburgers: “ riskpig: “ luthienebonyx: “ telanu: “ britney2007spears: “ hoodoo-hoodlum: “ I’m so mad because this worked ” help me roger ” Reblogging myself...

thaebae:

curvycorinneranga:

spitefulreality:

hermes-whore:

maryburgers:

maryburgers:

riskpig:

luthienebonyx:

telanu:

britney2007spears:

hoodoo-hoodlum:

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

image

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

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Jul 04, 2017

Luke Skywalker: So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this lightning and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Palpatine do?

Mara Jade: He starts monologuing.

Luke Skywalker: He starts monologuing! He starts, like, this prepared speech about how feeble I am compared to him, how inevitable my defeat is, how the galaxy will soon be his, yadda yadda yadda.

Mara Jade: Yammering.

Luke Skywalker: Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, and he won't shut up!

love me a Star Wars X Incredibles crossover

Jul 04, 2017

magpiecake:

rafi-dangelo:

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

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Jul 04, 2017

coloradoqueen:

kingofrunes:

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disgustinganimals:

pizzacatsandboobs:

kaible:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

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Jun 10, 2017

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